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The ideal man

July 25th, 2014 by admin No comments »

The ideal man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t swear, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t exist. – Unknown

A good wife

July 24th, 2014 by admin No comments »

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. – Milton Berle

If Girls cry

July 22nd, 2014 by admin No comments »

If Girls cry then they are trying to fool you, but if Boys cry then they get fooled. – Unknown

Everybody wants

July 20th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King

If stress burned calories

July 19th, 2014 by admin No comments »

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel – Unknown

Marriage is a 3-ring circus

July 16th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. – Unknown

We will be friends forever

July 15th, 2014 by admin No comments »

We will be friends forever because I’m too lazy to find new ones. – Unknown

In exams

July 14th, 2014 by admin No comments »

In exams, we look up for inspiration, down for desperation, left and right for information. – Unknown

Every man should get married

July 12th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! – Unknown

What the world really needs

July 11th, 2014 by admin No comments »

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. – Pearl Bailey