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Entertain a clown

September 22nd, 2014 by admin No comments »

Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus. – Unknown

The biggest lie

September 20th, 2014 by admin No comments »

The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.” – Unknown

Dogs have no money

September 18th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Dogs have no money. They’re broke their entire lives. You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. – Jerry Seinfeld

A bachelor is a guy

September 14th, 2014 by admin No comments »

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller

We have the

September 13th, 2014 by admin No comments »

We have the greatest prenuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love. – Gene Perret

I want my kids

September 11th, 2014 by admin No comments »

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. ― Jarod Kintz

If what you’ve done is stupid

September 8th, 2014 by admin No comments »

If what you’ve done is stupid but it works, then it really isn’t that stupid at all. – David Letterman

Two mice are eating

September 4th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better! - Unknown

The ideal man

July 25th, 2014 by admin No comments »

The ideal man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t swear, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t exist. – Unknown

A good wife

July 24th, 2014 by admin No comments »

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. – Milton Berle