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May your coffee

December 22nd, 2014 by admin No comments »

May your coffee be strong and your Mondey be short. – Unknown

You must learn

November 11th, 2014 by admin No comments »

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. ~ Sam Levenson

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You should never

October 30th, 2014 by admin No comments »

You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Unknown

Get your facts first

October 22nd, 2014 by admin No comments »

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. – Mark Twain

This will never be a civilized country

October 15th, 2014 by admin No comments »

This will never be a civilized country until we expend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. ~ Elbert Hubbard

It is sometimes essential

October 6th, 2014 by admin No comments »

It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel – they get to know each other better – Goethe

Artificial Intelligence

October 2nd, 2014 by admin No comments »

Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity. – Unknown

Entertain a clown

September 22nd, 2014 by admin No comments »

Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus. – Unknown

The biggest lie

September 20th, 2014 by admin No comments »

The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.” – Unknown

Dogs have no money

September 18th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Dogs have no money. They’re broke their entire lives. You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. – Jerry Seinfeld