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Get your facts first

October 22nd, 2014 by admin No comments »

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. – Mark Twain

This will never be a civilized country

October 15th, 2014 by admin No comments »

This will never be a civilized country until we expend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. ~ Elbert Hubbard

It is sometimes essential

October 6th, 2014 by admin No comments »

It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel – they get to know each other better – Goethe

Artificial Intelligence

October 2nd, 2014 by admin No comments »

Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity. – Unknown

Entertain a clown

September 22nd, 2014 by admin No comments »

Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus. – Unknown

The biggest lie

September 20th, 2014 by admin No comments »

The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.” – Unknown

Dogs have no money

September 18th, 2014 by admin No comments »

Dogs have no money. They’re broke their entire lives. You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. – Jerry Seinfeld

A bachelor is a guy

September 14th, 2014 by admin No comments »

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller

We have the

September 13th, 2014 by admin No comments »

We have the greatest prenuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love. – Gene Perret

I want my kids

September 11th, 2014 by admin No comments »

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. ― Jarod Kintz