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I like people

January 15th, 2015 by admin No comments »

I like people too much or not at all. – Sylvia Plath

Many people look forward

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Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits. — Anonymous

I don’t know

December 29th, 2014 by admin No comments »

I don’t know anything about music, In my line you don’t have to.
― Elvis Presley

I live in a neighborhood

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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Unknown

Gravitation is not responsible

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Gravitation is not responsible for falling in love ~ Unknown

May your coffee

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May your coffee be strong and your Mondey be short. – Unknown

You must learn

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You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. ~ Sam Levenson

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You should never

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You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Unknown

Get your facts first

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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. – Mark Twain

This will never be a civilized country

October 15th, 2014 by admin No comments »

This will never be a civilized country until we expend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. ~ Elbert Hubbard